On April 26th, Ubar Grotto gathered at the usual spot to partake in its bi-annual feast of an entire cow. That’s right, it was our famous prime rib night! Twice each year, the members gather for Convivial feasts, which happen to be some of the best prime rib around. The meat is so succulent, so fresh, so fall-off-the-bone good, that you don’t even need a knife to cut it. Paired with the horseradish that Pro. Clarence creates for this magical beast, you’ll leave stuffed and able to breathe. And if you don’t, well that’s your fault.
During the meeting, our Secretary extrodinaire reminded the delegation that if a Prophet misses the Convivial, the money he had prepaid for it is available for use by the Grotto. Crunching those numbers, it was noticed that if that money was used to acquire Lanterns specifically for those who did not attend, then we would not only achieve 100% participation in the Enchanted Lantern program. A big thank you to the Prophets who were unable to make it to the meeting this month. Your efforts in laziness have help more kids get dental care!
It was also announced that Pro. Spooner was having major surgery. The turtle master and all around good guy, Pro. Harley, was organizing several visits to see him in the Ephrata Memorial Hospital (God help him), along with dropping off a care package filled with delicious goodies to bribe the nurses.
Lastly, it was moved that we make the May meeting a travelling meeting to York. Pro. Fulton “The Younger” has promised that because of the location of the meeting, you will not be at risk of being shot, so you can leave your Kevlar at home.
We hope to see you in York!