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- This is our PENNDOT impression.
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- Go Eagles?
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- Pickin up the trash…
“Picking up the trash here Potent Monarch.”
“Picking up the trash there Prophet.”
These were the words echoing along Rte. 283, between Snyder Road and the Elizabethtown / Rheems exit, on the morning of September 13, 2014. Ten Prophets of Ubar Grotto, united by Sympathy and Good Fellowship (and also by a delicious breakfast) met to perform the bi-annual cleanup of the highway, which was adopted by the Grotto. It’s hard to write an article about picking up other people’s trash on the side of the road, so we decided to let the Prophets speak for themslves regarding their experience.
“We have to go how far? I don’t even see that bridge yet!” – Pro. Jack Harley
“Don’t pick up the pee bottles.” – Pro. Galen Klienfelter
“This section of guardrail must be sponsored by the Eagles!” – Pro. Allen Moyer
“I found six hubcaps, do I win a prize?” – Pro. Steve Park
“Just what chain of events leads to one throwing a bra out of the window?” – Pro. Mike Riggi
“These vests are quite stylish.” – Pro. Matt Stolnis
“Aren’t these signs supposed to be break-away?” – Pro. Abe Shaffner
“Why does everything smell like skunk?” – Pro. Seth Anthony, PM
“If you ever want to be reminded of how disgusting the average person is, just come clean up the highway.” – Pro. David Labagh, Chief Justice
“Hey look at this disgusting old piece of trash. I heard it was a big deal once.” – Pro. Tim “the Tyrant” Settlemyer
Until next time, enjoy your clean highways, Pennsylvania!
P.S. – This picture sums up how Pro. David Labagh, Chief Justice, feels about his impending year.
